Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

dick's sporting goods

sex toys

dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Big dick rams

THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM EVER IN HISTORY. BDR FOR LIFE, ESK FOREVER

The Big dick rams take the field against the east side pussies.

by Bdr leader February 21, 2020

Dick leader

The girl who is suck the crew off and cumming in everyone’s face like the glory hole

Who wants to be the dick leader???

by Yaboyjason September 21, 2019

vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday

Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"

by humzyz June 17, 2016

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015