Dutch and fuck

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).

That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.

by SL44 April 21, 2018

Boon Fuck Egypt

This is a term usually to describe going to a far away place. It can be in video games and in real life.

Video game senario.
Man we gotta go all the way to sandy shores, that’s in boon fuck Egypt.

Real life senario.

Me:Man I don’t wanna go to the beach, how long you say it was away?

Mom: 7 hours

Me: that’s damn near boom fuck Egypt

by 5xGang April 21, 2018

fucked farts

When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.

"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"

by HCVS123 December 21, 2017

fucked the loaf

Totaly ruined. Not any good any more.

Then she said she was a republican and that really fucked my loaf. Had to end the date right there. Or . That mouse got in and totaly fucked the loaf of bread. What will we eat now?

by Howboycat December 23, 2017

Fuck

19th work Fuck was actually used back during the time of king Hendry the first. His country was becoming to populated so issued a decree the no persons should be allowed to fornicate with out his permission. So with this decree he had his court issued parchments to those he allowed to reproduce. And so it became "Fornication under concent of the king " F.U.C.k

By the kings decree you are allowed to fornicate. You are free to Fuck

by Trav2469 April 22, 2018

Fucking pirate style

When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg

Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.

Fucking pirate style

by Pussy master December 25, 2017

Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.

"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"

by swag wag December 25, 2017