dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.

steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

by jacob1738 January 14, 2021

Hole Ass

An inverted asshole.

When somebody calls you an asshole, you can simply reply by calling them a hole ass. Thus flipping the insult onto them.

by ItzScenic October 16, 2025

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Ass shock

Effectively the same meaning as kick in the pants

That one employee has been slacking off lately. I'm gonna hafta give him an ass shock

by The Doc75 May 24, 2017

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

ass canyon

an ass crack so wide that it can be considered a canyon

Mike: yoo that chick i had last night has a real ass canyon

by cheryl lynn April 30, 2022