your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

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You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
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rudimentary ass

A rude person that's usually called an ass.
Jake took my pencil...... What a rudimentary ass!
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National grab ass week

Grab/Slap Anyones Ass All Week!
Carly: hey john
John: can i grab your ass

Carly: why not its national grab ass week
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Andy’s Ass

The best Ass Andy can have. It’s on a certain Andy and he has his own instagram account andys.ass.is.massive u shood totally follow it. not a plug or anything just look it up.
“Woah girl look! That Andy has an Andy’s Ass. It’s the best Ass Andy Can Have!”
“I know! I’ve been looking at it all day!”
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Cactus Ass

Man did you meet that guy last night? He was such a cactus ass
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Bomb Ass Head

Head so good that it makes you bust a life changing nut
Dawggg, that bitch gives some bomb ass head. Hooooshittt
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Long ass dick

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