National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

Crush day

Means on April 20 you have to ask ur crush out

Hey today is crush day do u want to go put with me

by Crush day April 19, 2021

International Slich appreciation day

April 21.

Nice guy who deserves praise.

-Happy international Slich appreciation day!

Thanks, you too!

by An unknown person (maxfox4ever April 19, 2021

national tik tok day

this is a day where we celebrate tik toks birth

hey man its national TIK TOK day

what's that

its basically a day to celebrate TIK TOK

by some random black dude April 19, 2021

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021

Dic pic to gf day

A beautiful day on the 20th of April where bf or any partners of interest can spread the love by sending a picture of there penis.

It’s Dic pic to gf day, you know what that means babe.

by DaddyBill April 20, 2021

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021