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housewife fuck

It is a manner of intercourse primarily in the missionary position in which there is an expression of gentleness, love and compassion. It is often within a Dominant/submissive relationship.
I think I need a housewife fuck this weekend.
by Pudding300 May 21, 2018
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Fuck You

The reaction I get when they don't give a *oof* about a definition that I wrote. *OOF* YOU.
What I ment with FUCK YOU, is that I'm so triggered because they didn't even *oof*ing made my definition available. I just want to say; *OOF* YOU. :D
by UnknownDummy April 5, 2018
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Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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Fuck boy

Typically a boy that goes by douche bag names. ie: Nate and wastes girls time.
Nate is just wasting my time, he's such a fuck boy
by Nowyouknow17 May 23, 2018
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Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.
Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.
by SeanPanini May 23, 2018
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Fuck boy

Normally referring to an asshole or know-it-all. Typically can be seen cruising on a weak ass 420. Weapon of choice for a fuck boy is a rpm 360 to compensate for penis size. Toyota's are there daily drivers because they arnt ready to handle any Ford product. Especially a mustang. Too much horse power
by Cnbubba88 May 23, 2018
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What The Fuck

A great exclamation to say at any point in your life when you come across something deserving of it. Uses an expletive which can really get your point across and make it more expressive.
(Most of the goddamn definitions on here. Seriously. What the actual fuck??)

Person: Aha wat ze fu k.

Another person: What the fuck, Emma.

It can also be abbreviated as WTF. Or just TF. That's all I have to say. You should know what it means now if ya didn't somehow before.
by whomstthefuckareyou May 27, 2018
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