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Is my butt buttey

Husband, is my butt buttey? (Butt
Buttey)
by Bearki July 30, 2023
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my house hurts

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
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England is my city!

A sarcastic expression that can be used to playfully mock a statement said in broken english, including grammatically incorrects statement or a statement with incorregly speeled werds. Can be said in real life, or over text. Usually said to a third party listener before to the person who said the sentence, or at the same time.
Person A: Yesterday's interview were great!
Person B, to person C: England is my city!
by LeluguyssuckTheGreat April 6, 2022
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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.
by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017
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May my family die

Expression used for convincing someone about something
Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road
by Dodel September 5, 2018
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