Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.

Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.

who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.

by mx_ March 3, 2022

Assed

Tired, annoyed, hungry

Maeve: omg get out of my room I’m so assed rn

by SisterL June 10, 2018

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011

ass hat

an ass hat is someone that hate every thing

logan paul is an ass hat

by lovecat9071 July 7, 2018

ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.

I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

ass

wipe your ass

get toilet paper and stick if your ass crack

by fdjkhnjfbjnfgtjk January 13, 2018