Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.

Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.

by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021

Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger

Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.

by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016

dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from

thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.

by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013

Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022

dick tartare

unprotected sex; getting it raw

Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)

Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.

by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016