Slap Ignorant Men Day

On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.

Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"

Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"

by hapford March 24, 2021

Pancakes and Pussy Day

March 25th is the day completely dedicated to pancakes and pussy, with anyone with a vagina being accosted by pancakes and those who wish to eat them out.

“I really wish every day was Pancakes and Pussy Day, I could really go for some breakfast and oral sex right about now”

by EternalEmailingSystem March 25, 2021

International GIF day

March 26 is the international GIF day declared by two students in Lithuania...

Today is International GIF day.

by iamheretodeclarewar March 26, 2021

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021

National Jenny day

National Jenny day is when you celebrate having a friend called Jenny.

Things you can do on national Jenny day e.g. through her off a cliff

by Yourlocalwinkeface March 27, 2021

National Fucking Day

The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover

Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day

by Yamx March 27, 2021

National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th

bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good

by national penis March 28, 2021