Bus

The deadliest yet funniest tool of destruction in the world.

Person #1: Did you hear about Martin?

Person #2: No. What Happened?

Person #1: He got hit by a bus.

by Schizophrenic McMurderBus August 14, 2013

Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.

Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.

by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022

janet from magic school bus

wow, how did you get here?

janet from magic school bus is straight lol

by orange justice simulator October 31, 2018

Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.

Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.

Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!

by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021

get on da bus

This is a tough phrase to define. It encapsulates many of the every day struggles of a young man.

Defining this phrase so early in it's use is not preemptive and will not end poorly.

Lisa: I hate this.

Young Man: GET ON DA BUS

Lisa: No, don't get on the bus.

Young Man: Don't hate! GET ON DA BUS.

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape December 19, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025