river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

Killer whale

Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen

Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass

by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018

dj whale

A DJ Whale is what you would refer to as a loyal prostitute. As strange as it sounds, it is indeed true

I need a DJ Whale right about now

by DJ Whale August 9, 2018

money whale

Jack

Jack you money whale

by Datboiseb August 22, 2018

Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.

"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"

by Rawkel September 16, 2018

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

Cocky whale

This phrase explaines a person who is really self-confident.

He is a really cocky whale and i hate him for this

by Martina_verte November 19, 2018