Waffles

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped

Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.

by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025

Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

waffle nugget

what a 10 year old would call you in place of calling you a right cunt when they can’t actually your a right cunt

well you’re uh you’re a waffle nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth June 11, 2025

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

Fat Waffle

a person that is a hoe, fat, and has grid lines

you fat waffle!

by fatwafflebling March 14, 2020

Waffles

A god thing, everyone likes them and they are there to help when you are feeling down 😂

Your so much like waffles

by Waffles1000 April 25, 2021

Waffle

A pancake with Abs

Look at that pancake wirh abs
You mean waffle
NO IDIOT

by To there is hi June 17, 2019