old lady vagina 

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

old lady vagina by mcshells February 18, 2009

squirtle vagina 

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.

Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina

squirtle vagina by frozzz January 23, 2010

Lightning Vagina 

Never hits in the same place twice.

That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.

Lightning Vagina by Bectoria January 9, 2009

big red vagina 

A Daywalker/Ginger kid who is over six feet tall and has a paul bunyan like beard. the hair should form on the face as if there is a vagina on his face, thus creating a big red vagina.

Man that guy Travis is a BIG RED VAGINA

big red vagina by MAthew Bleichwehl May 9, 2008

donkey-fuck vagina 

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.

Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

donkey-fuck vagina by Hannah Whatsername July 2, 2007

swiss army vagina 

the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.

I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.

swiss army vagina by Gonz!!! May 8, 2009

Temple of the Holy Vagina 

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---

Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.

Temple of the Holy Vagina by wanker56 May 24, 2007