Twat swat

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.

Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat

by anonymous August 27, 2025

twat who thinks they own everything

lochie.

lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.

by midnight_memories2536 April 9, 2021

quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 September 18, 2016

twat-hawk

When a someone drops an object, i.e. cell phone, keys, wallet, etc. at the feet of a female and proceeds to pick the object by reaching through the legs of said female by brushing in proximity to the no no region.

that super cute girl sitting at the bar is giving me the eye, I think I'll go drop my keys an twat-hawk her for an ice breaker

by 74 meows June 4, 2015

Twat

An idiot

Shevon is a twat on most occasions

by Lazarus202 March 12, 2019

clit twat

Female equivalent of dickhead.

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.

by punchuspilot January 21, 2022

yankee twat

A women, mostly from the European continent, who spreads her legs if the man pretends to be in possession of a Greencard or US passport. If language skills are B1 or above, a simple "I am from the US" may do the job too.

"Man, I am from Kongo, never got any chick here, but with 11's flirt advices I lay one after another yankee twat here"

by TT11 November 10, 2020