The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
by HalfPasty June 21, 2018
Get the turkey munchermug. The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.
by TT21 August 6, 2021
Get the twerky turkeymug. by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
Get the thanksgiving day turkeymug. by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018
Get the Turkeymug. The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
Get the squatting turkeymug. Conversation in the locker room after sports -
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
Get the Plucking the turkeymug. Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
Get the mayor turkeymug.