sexy toe mommy daddy

when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner

friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Eat your toe day

August 22nd, eat your toe day

Eat your toe day is when you eat your toes on august 22nd

“Oh! It’s august 22nd, I have to eat my toes!!”

by Toes.4.life August 22, 2022

Bigger daddy toe for you

When your dad has a penis for a toe and he chops it off with rusty spoon

Dad:look at my toe
Son:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BIGGER DADDY TOE FOR YOU

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Caramel Covered Camel Toe

a tasty treat for later

she's got a nice caramel covered camel toe

by Gignig23 March 1, 2011

ow my pinkie toe

when you get hurt anywhere other than your pinkie toe

*gets punched in the face* ow my pinkie toe

by penisksksksksk November 13, 2019

big guns toe-bro

he is a man with very large arm muscles. he gets a whole lota lady with em'

look at "big guns toe-bro" score that chick with his arms

by sibii November 17, 2009

Las Vegas Toe Jam

When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.

Kelsey, you've got some las vegas toe jam going on in your bathroom... better clean that up real fast.

by Brenda Peaches May 4, 2009