I need to take a shower because I have pussy dew on my dick and I am going over another girls place.
by Terry A. Crawford,Jr. June 15, 2004
a wondrous pussy that achieves things others can not. It is magical, does tricks, and may taste like fruit loops and/or play calliope music. It's the good shit.
1. Man, I've got to get with that girl. She's got circus pussy.
2. They be lining up for her circus pussy.
3. It's magical like Mary Poppins' bag. You can put a lot of clowns in that circus pussy.
2. They be lining up for her circus pussy.
3. It's magical like Mary Poppins' bag. You can put a lot of clowns in that circus pussy.
by Jessica & Daniel January 19, 2006
by If men are pigs, then women are ticks June 27, 2003
by banana83 April 28, 2005
Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.
by giorgio M April 30, 2005
Guy, "We need to talk."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."
Gal, "What, are you dumping me?"
Guy, "Well, it's just that you don't have a tight pussy, and that undermines your performance in bed; you know, the motion of the ocean."
Gal, "Maybe your dick just isn't big enough for me, ever thought of that?"
Couple's therapist, "I have a solution. Guy, I'll prescribe you some male enhancement pills; Gal, I'll prescribe you some vaginal tightening pills. It's what I recommend for every couple with a small dick and a huge vag in the relationship."
by funblob July 04, 2015
by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006