The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.
by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014
A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.
The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.
by Andy Roddick's a Dickbag September 12, 2011
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 09, 2003
When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
by Shmizdow April 18, 2011
Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018
Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.
by Poopykiss January 19, 2014
When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.
by Pubesonfire420 November 28, 2015