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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them
by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018
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Brock Woods

Sick asf... loves zyns and slaying poon
That dude is a real brock woods
Man wheres brock? Probably ripping zyns and getting puss
by lp98988988 December 1, 2023
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Sherlock Woods

The best detective this world has ever seen! Racist tendancies, awesome chap really!
"Yo my brother got killed!" "Oh then you need to call Sherlock Woods!"
by lennfunny June 10, 2021
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tiger woods

Da hard-ons experienced by a group of striped-feline males when in da company of a "hot" female --- especially if she's also "in heat" --- of their species.
Female tigers often outnumber males in da wild, and so said abundance of furry vaginas would reduce da instances of widespread tiger woods in a sizable group, since presumably there would seldom be multiple males vying for da favors of a single female.
by QuacksO June 3, 2023
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Jett Woods

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020
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loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
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