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Tallahassee Crab Trap

A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.
“My wife and I love the Tallahassee Crab Trap, I love waiting for it to close back up on me!”
by Conk01 January 2, 2021
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1v1 spawn trap

My friend does this all the freking time.

It mostly occurs when you challenge or get challenged to a 1v1. and you or the other player get to a point of the map were they can kill you at any and all spawns. As soon as you spawn, you get killed.

This is one of the most annoying things in gaming.
"LOL SCRUB IS FREKING SPAWN TRAPING IMA GO 1V1 SOMEONE THAT HAS SKILL AND WONT SPAWN TRAP.!"

1v1 spawn traping is annoying
by Toxicfury13 April 26, 2017
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trap one off

Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.

Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.

Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.

Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick
Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.
by Qbaybay October 11, 2013
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Seattle "Trap" Bitch

A Seattle "Trap" Bitch is a woman originating from Seattle or surrounding areas that is above average in the beauty standards of Seattle; and is unfortunately single and in love with money.

Living in the city of Seattle (or the following cities: Bellevue, Redmond, Renton, Kirkland) she is often "Trapping" and doesn't have time to go out and meet "F@#kboi's", which leaves the men visiting Seattle (and the "F@#kbois") thinking that Seattle is full of "Basic bitches".
Visiting Friend: "Oh my...who is she?"
Seattle Friend: "Dude, I've never seen her before...she must be a Seattle "Trap" Bitch."
by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016
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Venus Fly-trap

The act of your penis becoming caught within a dried out vagina.
"Damn she had a Venus Fly-trap, I'm glad it doesn't have teeth."
by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2012
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Thirst Trap

Is a wannabe sexy photo posted on social media to attract attention from queers and homos
Doug: Take a pic with me

Joseph: Ok
Doug: Post for a thirst trap
by NickGurh November 14, 2021
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Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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