New Moon Cup

When someone uses your New Moon cup as a toilet and leaves in in the shower for you to find.

Man.. I had no idea the sewer had such lore.

Just wait till you find out about the new moon cup

by Sewer rat 1259 December 21, 2024

I love you to the back of the moon

When you love someone to the moon and back it’s a very long distance.

When you love someone to the back of the moon you love them to the moon and to infinity!

Baby I love you to the back of the moon

by KAB September 24, 2020

Bad moon rising

When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.

“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising

by Salade Harry July 31, 2020

Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.

“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”

by yogibear415 June 9, 2019

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual

Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans

by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

moon

A complete idiot who messes up all the time, someone who has lack of common sense and are oblivious to the world around them. A moon is a complete fuck up.

"I met that kid once, biggest moon ever" "Oh come on you fucking moon, you fucked over the fax machine, you mooned it big time man" "I've never met a man that mooned as hard as him, he was a huge fuckin luna"

by Una Luna November 19, 2014