Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

poke ninja

A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.

Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.

Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.

James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.

by rockcityfire February 25, 2011

Ninja-mas

Only the best holiday ever. On December 3rd you have the chance to dress and act like the beloved ninja.

Dude1- I can't wait for ninja-mas!

Dude2- I alredy have my ninja stars polished!

by Samankerrkid November 24, 2009

Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole

dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

by febract November 29, 2010

Versatile Ninja

That underrated sniper kid on ps3 who needs to start uploading more footage to get noticed. DO YO THANG FOOL!

Versatile Ninja is too fucking awesome for this

by DareSnipingg April 28, 2013

data ninja

A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.

Bob thought of himself as a bit of a data ninja. His friends thought of him as a bit of a knob.

by Harry Vas Deferrens July 13, 2015