El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.
by Locano May 01, 2013
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Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum
Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist
by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021
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sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.
Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.
by LunaBearRuns October 12, 2010
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