When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.
"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.
by Jack Flap December 10, 2018

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other
dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now
dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
by Koooooooz August 7, 2010

Noun.
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.
(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D
Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....
Hint at being horny.
Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3
Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
