Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

bellwether state

A state of the United States that historically votes for the winning candidate in a given election.

Arizona is a bellwether state.

by slweeb June 21, 2021

The United States Of Univeresalu Uvilada <Perdon To Sorry>

The United States Of Univeresalu Uvilada <Perdon To Sorry>

The United States Of Univeresalu Uvilada <Perdon To Sorry>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

California State University Employee Union (CSUEU)

A union fighting for student assistants to have better pay, benefits, and FINALLY BE ABLE TO AFFORD PARKING!!

Wow, thank god me and all my friends voted #UnionYes so that student assistants across CSU campuses finally have affordable parking. Thanks California State University Employee Union (CSUEU).

by personlivinganddoingthings August 1, 2024

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

flow state

This phenomenon is a nearly trance-like condition where staying on YouTube requires less physical effort than moving to a different activity. Hours can pass if children are allowed to keep scrolling, with no intervention. This can also impact a user’s sleep and exercise habits.

Once she hit that flow state on YouTube, I knew it was game over—there was no way she’d get off the couch until midnight!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025