Rule 16 states that "No boner shall go flaccid without proper ejaculation." This means that a boner must reach ejaculation by means of vaginal, oral, anal sex or by masturbation before it is aloud to return to a flaccid state. Rule 16 applies at anytime of day, in any location or situation. Unorthodox methods of ejaculation are encouraged.
Mike: Jon has a boner! I see it in his sweat pants!
Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)
Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)
by truman1432 March 12, 2012
Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.
by Achmed1977 April 24, 2009
Anything that exists will become P A N C A K E. No exceptions. Your school? Pancake. Your Pet? Pancake. Your mom? Hella pancake. Candice? …
by LegiterallyConstant June 15, 2021
After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.
Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...
Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...
by DaDreadedOne February 12, 2010
The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship, part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your meme funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes
Person 1: “Hey have you heard of this app called iFunny?”
Person 2: “The first rule of iFunny is do not talk about iFunny.”
Person 1: “Why are there rules of iFunny? Isn’t this just a meme app?”
Person 2: “The first rule of iFunny is do not talk about iFunny.”
Person 1: “Why are there rules of iFunny? Isn’t this just a meme app?”
by WaxLlama564 November 09, 2020
An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.
Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law
(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law
(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law
by Keggle Garbagio October 04, 2010
In Heroclix (miniature game with Superheroes) no stat can be altered (increased - decreased) more than 3.
Lakis: My Punisher's damage becomes 6 from two after RCE (+2) and two perplexes!
George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!
George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!
by noirext January 20, 2009