Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

peelin paper

when you're paying for something at the local ghetto corner store, thumbing thru hella large bills, which have come from drug transactions, looking for a small bill to pay for your malt drink

tyrone: get me a malt, blood

jamal: ok, let me pull da wad
(starts thumbing thru $50 and $100's at a frantic pace)

tyrone: damn, jamal, you be peelin paper for a minute

jamal: hell yeah, blood

by WSDC August 5, 2014

pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle

The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!

by CubanDonk February 20, 2015

Tashiki Paper

Basically A reference to the perforated paper that a well-known electronics supplier uses to ship their electronics. Is perfect for many different uses such as: Shipping, stress relief, interior design, and cultural rituals.

Look at all this Tashiki Paper!

Are you looking for a great accent for your living room? Try tashiki paper!
I love the way the artist used the tahsiki paper to accentuate the color of the couch.

This tashiki paper really helps the feng sui flow.

by Tashikimaster March 10, 2015

Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.

Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.

by ValveTime October 7, 2015

The Pampered Chef

When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.

I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!

by darkenoch March 21, 2016

Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

by apocacockfuckmyass October 7, 2016