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one inch punisher 

A usually short guy. With and nice thick one incher. Really good in bed. Has mad foot skills and hand skills.
"Dude he's a one inch punisher"

"Omg I just did a one inch punisher "
Used in descriding location in accordance to another object or person. Can be used in agreement or disagreement with statements depending on context. Preferably used after a sentence for more emphasis on the fact no one has any idea what they are taking about.
We pullin up one is

P1: “where’s your car one is?”
P2 “one is one is”

I at my one one is

Where you at one is
One is by thiswaspointless August 16, 2018

One Man Double Dicking 

A slang term for a sex position. Similar to Double Dicking, a one man double dicking is where a man (or Shemale) uses his own penis as well as a strap on to perform double dicking.
My pal nathan was busy that night, so i pulled out the old strap on and gave her a one man double dicking
One Man Double Dicking by boderickp December 13, 2008
1. To act quickly without much forethought.

2. To perform a task using as little effort as possible
Person 1: "Did you finish your report?"

Person 2: "Yeah, but I one off'd it. It's a C at best."
one off by Gamurman November 13, 2011

one eyed purple headed warrior of love 

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.
"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.
The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae