by ryguy January 21, 2004
An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop
''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''
''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''
''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''
by Twatalie the third August 06, 2007
When a girl or boy sends mixed signals whether or not it is intentional. This can be used to friend zone you. ):
Jessica told jimmy she loved him but when he asked her out she said she didn't love him like that.
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap
Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.
Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap
Jessica is a Venus Fly Trap
Jimmy asked Alexandra to the movies but didn't tell her his friends where going.
Not only did jimmy Cock-Blocked himself he is a Venus fly trap
by ZEDDEAD December 01, 2016
When a guy meets a girl in the lavoratory for a blowjob and just when he's about to cum, he pinches her nose, relieving the altitude pressure in her ears.
by Coraline Bulldog March 06, 2010
by Keen-1 February 01, 2010
When you're banging your chick, take your balls and put one in each of her eye sockets then throw your dick right down the middle of her head.
by punkisdead83 February 08, 2010
what every bitch wants and or needs. when she thinks about you so much she has a dream.
- when the nigga is so fly she has to change her panties. -
- when the nigga is so fly she has to change her panties. -
by Fly boy fantasies August 25, 2010