blog rocks

Posting attacks, lies, rumors, innuendo, maybe even a truth (so rare!) in a comment to a blog while hiding behind the cowardly skirts of the anonymous username.

John blogged: I was at this bar to have some dinner and a few beers when this bouncer tried to get me to pay to watch a televised fight I wasn't there to see

anonymous commented: John, you know you're nothing but a belligerent drunk and I can't even count the number of times I've seen you get loud and obnoxious at this bar

ohdonna commented: Yo, anonymous dude, if you're gonna hurl blog rocks the least you can do is be a real man or woman and get a damn username!

by ohdonna December 12, 2008

rock heart

1. n. A person usually with a heart wired into the cosmos through musical vibrations, beyond time, beyond space, beyond death.

2. v. Phrase usually said to a musician of talent and virtue by a special lady friend before a rock concert.
3. Name of the guitar playing Care Bear.

She's more than a brick house, she's a rock heart.
Rock Heart man!

Rock Heart Bear has the most groupies?

by eros@breaky February 6, 2010

Slayin Rock

To sell crack.

Yo dog I was slayin rock all day on the conna gettin chedda fo da hoes.

by socialvirus November 6, 2009

rock cocaine

Another way of describing Crack Cocaine.

Rock Cocaine in My Bitch!

by Ain't no pity in Simon city. October 4, 2017

Rock Attack

The best movie series of all time. Primarily shown on google video, the series includes "Rock Attack!: Trouble in Omega 7" and "Rock Attack! 2: Babyface Rising". These are the only two films currently out though more are expected.

"Did you see Rock Attack! 2? It was fucking awesome!"

by Not Jeff March 25, 2007

Dada Rock

A musical genre created by the aesthetic entity 'Univore,' with the completion of their debut album "Casale Project," in August of 2010. Much like the Dada art movement that began in Zurich, Switzerland, during World War I and peaked from 1916 to 1922, it's purpose is to ridicule what it's participants considered to be the meaninglessness of the modern world, while using the artistic mediums of music, literature, graphic design, and video to convey this message.

"Champagne Taste" has a real 'Dada Rock' sound.
Holy shit, this 'Dada Rock,' won't stop.

by Univore February 24, 2011

Dumb as rocks

Referring to someone that has no intelligence. No common sense. Someone who is just dumb, as rocks have no intelligence.

Neil: Dude you gotta check out this new car I got!!
Bob: What kind of car did you get??
Neil: A black one, it's awesome.
Bob: (thinks to himself; "this dude is dumb as rocks.")

by cpetkunas June 30, 2020