A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.
IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.
IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.
IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."
User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011
Get the IT Super Ninjamug. A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.
by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011
Get the Ninja Squeezemug. A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.
Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.
Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.
Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.
Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.
James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.
by rockcityfire February 25, 2011
Get the poke ninjamug. Someone who in a stealth like performance drinks the milk, someone who is very Jedi when it is time for mass amounts of milk to be moved.
"MOM: Where the fuck did all the milk go?" SON: "I dont know I havent had any" all in the while he is smiling with complete accomplishment in his head, just like a true MILK-NINJA
by POLYCRENAPILUS October 5, 2008
Get the Milk-Ninjamug. having problems with your homies or family
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems
arguing with a hater and getting pissed
helping your homies or family with their problems
chick friend-waz wrong?
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight
boyo-ninja problems.
chick friend-giggle.
boyo-not like that.
chick friend-whos startin shit?
boyo-i got it covered.
chick friend-iight
by me-hearts February 22, 2008
Get the ninja problemsmug. by MrNinja December 12, 2010
Get the ninja saucemug. A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.
by Harry Vas Deferrens July 13, 2015
Get the data ninjamug.