text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation

It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.

by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

BOTTOM TEXT

The act of drawing a meme in a dildo and reaching BOTTOM TEXT

Dude you made me bottom text!

by Thomas. C and Kevin. E December 21, 2025

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Stop analyzing my texts so much

Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you

Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me

by necgromancer March 1, 2025