long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

long tall fur

An attractive tall woman.

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.

by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019

Zaddy long legs

A really tall, sexually attractive man.

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!

by Fuzzytomato February 1, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019