horny light

When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.

My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.

by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023

Light tap

Light tap, the definisjon of light tap is cap, light tap means to knock down a person

"could i just give you a little light tap?"

by MizakiAC November 29, 2021

Biden light

Otherwise known as the low fuel light that comes on when you are running out of gas. Basically time for someone to get raked over the coal in fuel costs since it is falsely assumed Biden is the sole reason gas prices went up

I got to spend money. Its oil change time and the Biden light is on. That light is fucking expensive.

by Uruckertunion March 2, 2022

light lore

When not alot of stuff happens when you're explaining lore
And only a few exciting things happen

This game has a light lore, it's not really exciting

by 47! June 1, 2023

Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.

Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"

by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023