The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.
by SGW. September 7, 2016
Get the spoon god mug.The Weave God ids the god that Weavism is based on. He is the one who gave Adam and Eve hair. Of course, he can only do things with hair.
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Get the God Sticks mug.Also known as “God Jab.” When billions of believers often forget that wisely seeking God’s protection first to shield them from any plague or pestilence is freely available to them 24/7 long before they even receive a man-made vaccine, which loses its immunity to the coronavirus over time.
Guesstimate how many wise folks worldwide opted for a God shot in 2020–2021 while they’re waiting for the first WTO-approved Covid-19 vaccine.
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Get the God Shot mug.A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
by Angus McFangus May 27, 2010
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(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval
(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation
(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval
(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation
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