Pet idiot

A person that owns pets but is completely clueless about them. Does not run a tight ship. Pets are typically destructive.

Tijuana Ronald McClownstro is a pet idiot. His dogs destroy his furniture and shoes.

by Mongrel-free March 02, 2024

einsteins idiot

If someone is an einstein idiot, they are stupid put occasionally say something super smart.

einsteins idiot: "bro, cigarret companys kill they best customers"
person 2: "bro, that was some einstein idiot energy"

by nebisjammin January 09, 2021

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.

Boy girl with buzz haircut- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.

Girl- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

idiot sadwitch

Gordon Ramsays relatable quote

Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU

Person: an idiot sadwitch

by Lincario the idiot December 22, 2020

Doopid Idiot

The lowest of lows. Dumbest of dumb. surpassed any form of retard or vegetable, and is just plain useless.

You're such a doopid idiot you doopid idiot you should really just die you doopid idiot.

by WinkyPinky October 26, 2018