Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

by Jeffery the fat ass June 17, 2018

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

The Human AimBot

The human AimBot is a man by the name of Adam Worster. He literally shits on kids in Fortnite. 360 headshots. He is the literal embodiment of AimBot

“Bro that dudes like the Human AimBot, He peed in her mouth from 30 yards away!”

by mroyal207 December 23, 2023

Human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2015