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Honey Badgering 

When you're masterbating and your ejaculation forms a perfect line over the base of your penis, giving it a mohawk.
Last night I was practicing honey badgering to impress my girlfriend, you know how she loves mohawks.
Honey Badgering by JarJarSHARPEDO October 22, 2014

honey badger 

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"
honey badger by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015

honey on my burger 

When a man cums on a woman's vagina.
"I like honey on my burger"

Honey Squad 

A swarm of bees
The only thing I didn't like about living in Germany was that the honey squad was too turnt. There were too many bees
Honey Squad by noodle-neck April 24, 2015

Honeybun Hernandez 

A certain individual that you stare at when eating a honey bun. The most often have the same honeybun texture.
Hey have you seen that honeybun Hernandez walking around lately?

Nah bro, I heard he got feasted on.
Honeybun Hernandez by Kingpeasant September 8, 2015

honey momma 

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.
I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend
honey momma by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015