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Love

A term that means "I'm only saying this because I want to get into your tight ass pants, you whore".

Commonly mixed up with a feeling that gets you higher than a damn kite.

Fuck anyone for using it the first way.
Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the car *wink*

Girl: No.

Guy: I love you.
by Urbanlyawesome October 8, 2014
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(romantically)
A reaction in your brain, when finding the most eligible person to reproduce with. Most think it is important in life, but honestly love is just a distraction of real life, pay attention to the beauty of life- don't waste your time in loving someone- when you could pay attention and love so much more, something that's forever- and something which won't ever change.
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: in which way
Person 1: what do you mean
Person 2: in a way we love the ground we walk upon, and the air we breathe, the way we love our friends and family, the way you love yourself or romantically?
Person 1: I love you romantically
Person 2: but why, when there is so much more to love- so much more to experience, why only love one thing; when you could love everything and most importantly love yourself.
by ThatDeepThinker February 14, 2020
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Love is 6" deep

(Size varies depending on race, heritage, insecurity and fapping)

It travels from the back of your brain, down through your spine and out the head of your dick. There is nothing as over rated as a piece of ass and nothing as under rated as a good shit.
Lover: "I love him/her"

Dood: "Really? How long have you been seeing each other?"

Lover: "About a month now."
by Anon_001 July 31, 2009
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something that isn’t real. people say they love you, but what they mean is they love how loving you makes them feel about themselves or they love what they can take from you. love is a strong word no one means. words don’t mean anything but actions sure as hell do
“i ‘love’ you jazmyn
by justheartbroken June 3, 2018
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Love ❤️ for your children your son your daughter is never ending. If separated you send it over the oceans. It vibrates in beautiful warm rays of sunlight and moonlight from your heart to his. Maybe one day to be reunited. Until then you meet in prayer. In your heart. In your soul. One day to embrace.
To have romantic love that worked would be a dream
Come true.

The love of a mother and daughter never ends.

Helena loves Lainie, Lena and Gary.
by anonymous July 31, 2019
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When someone tells u they love u but deep down they are only telling u this shit to hurt yhu they say they love u for whom u r but u being yourself is wat broke you two apart that "love" shit is honestly a waste of time :/
by Truthfully honest November 24, 2017
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Pain, more pain, then you die.
Love stinks! Yeah, yeah (love stinks) - J. Gelis Band (1980)
by Fizzle1234561 July 19, 2009
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