Pokimane's cat

The one good thing about pokimane. I hate pokimane but her cat is adorable.

Pokimane's cat deserves a better owner.

by I eat poop 69 February 12, 2022

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bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

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cat trapping

When a fellow girl prevents another fellow girl from flirting with the main of her choice--the female equivalent to cock blocking

I wanted to hit on that hottie, but the ho be cat trapping me.

by Black_Magic_Woman November 14, 2011

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cat snowman

Cat snowmans are godly if you ever are in the presence of a cat snowman you should be honored cat snowman’s are very rare if you ever see one you should take a picture

Do you want to build a cat snowman

by Oh my cats December 22, 2017

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Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

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