a girl that is weird as fuck for no reason, a girl that stays talking shit about the next person, ain’t got shit going for herself, or a girl that is obsessed/stuck on her ex
by A bomb ass bitch, period! October 19, 2018
Get the Bird ass bitchmug. Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.
“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.
Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.
Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.
Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.
Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.
Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.
Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
by GoogoogagaIwantmilk November 7, 2021
Get the Two birds on a wiremug. Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.
Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
by Bah Humbug! November 28, 2010
Get the Early Bird Thursdaymug. The Oy Oy Bird is an extremely rare bird existing in the Amazon rainforest. Only males have been observed yet. The species most conspicuous characteristics are huge testicles and shorts legs. Due the birds landings it suffers great pain caused by the shorts legs incapability of absorbing the shock.
Studies tells that the direct collision between the birds testicles and objects damage and affects the birds fertillity. This may explain the rarity of the specie.
The spectacular bird earned it's name from the moment before a landing and says this weird sound "oy oy oy oy OY!!!".
Studies tells that the direct collision between the birds testicles and objects damage and affects the birds fertillity. This may explain the rarity of the specie.
The spectacular bird earned it's name from the moment before a landing and says this weird sound "oy oy oy oy OY!!!".
by vonmædl November 30, 2010
Get the Oy Oy Birdmug. by THE biggest bird December 18, 2022
Get the IM THE BIGGEST BIRDmug. A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018
Get the a bird will never be a fishmug. A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").
Rules:
1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.
2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.
3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.
4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!
5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.
The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...
With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
Rules:
1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.
2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.
3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.
4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!
5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.
The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...
With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"
"ahh, dammit"
...Bird-Man the game strikes again
"ahh, dammit"
...Bird-Man the game strikes again
by Schistose February 4, 2009
Get the Bird-Man [the game]mug.