February 24

Eat your bestie day!!

Omg did you hear about February 24?

Oh no what’s happening?
Sorry but I’m going to have to eat you then. Reserve yourself for me pls and ty!

by Michael Nichel February 24, 2021

February 26

The day you should send your boyfriend a picture of your soapy tits

“Send them on February 26!”

by iLoveSoapyTits February 15, 2024

fuck a lot February

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)

Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?

by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

February 15

National sneaky link day. Yesterday was for the mains, today is for the side pieces

Ex:

1: bae i was working yesterday, February 15th our day for real

2: oh so you was with your main thang yesterday?

by leegoated February 19, 2025

February 12th

the day the most cutest man was if you were born on this day you cute ash

Me: happy bday cole! it’s february 12th!
my bf: thank you!

by leahlmfao October 2, 2022

February 10

This is the day your soon to be gf/bf was born go kiss them and tell them you love them

“Hey uhh you know what day it is?”
“Can I get a kiss?”
“
Sure I guess it’s your birthday because! It’s February 10”

by Ace Park November 1, 2021

February 16

🎈 Happy Birthday 🎂

February 16 was always a hard day cause I never had a gift for my friend so I stopped going to their party all together

by RightNowRN February 4, 2024