men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.
also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?
Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.
Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?
Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...
Man 1: ... sugary dude.
Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.
Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?
Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...
Man 1: ... sugary dude.
by baconforpresident September 8, 2018
Get the Sugary Dudemug. A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.
He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.
by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025
Get the Dude Timemug. A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
Get the A dude Jakemug. Example 1 ; Man- Guy = Dude “Dude, if someone smacked me with a pan I would’ve smacked them with my hand.” Comment *FandomPerson* 😎
Example 2 ; Dude = elaborating “My brother was all dudes up for some masquerade ball or prom and he had a bet to win king with his girlfriend for some reason.” Comment *SomeCuteXXWolf* 😎
Example 2 ; Dude = elaborating “My brother was all dudes up for some masquerade ball or prom and he had a bet to win king with his girlfriend for some reason.” Comment *SomeCuteXXWolf* 😎
by SomeRandomWeirdLuckyThing November 23, 2019
Get the Dudemug. Hey, wanna hang out today?
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.
by pigikos September 5, 2019
Get the Rosalian Dudemug. me
by Chubby_Squid February 7, 2022
Get the cool amongus balls dudemug. 