cum chickens

This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".

Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.

by Chkn man March 8, 2016

cum slut

Me

I am a cum slut and I like getting fucked by my daddy

"I love being daddy's little cum slut, and I love his big dick :3"

by cumslutfordaddy69 April 11, 2022

sad cum

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

by Not Vick July 12, 2018

cum drops

similar to gum drops, just made from semen instead of sugar

My girlfriend really enjoyed the cum drops that I put in her mouth

by so big June 10, 2013

cum oven

a womans private parts

she bent over and i slid it right into her cum oven

by bubtheboss March 30, 2008

Cum Munchies

When you are in the mood for a snack, but the only snack that will do is cum.

Dude #1: "Man, I haven't had any spunk all week! A nice hot load would really hit the spot right about now."

Dude #2: "Dude, you've got the cum munchies!"

by Cameron_Hunter December 17, 2012

Cum sauce

Mayo like sauce with a more pungent taste and texture.

Sam loves a bit of cum sauce drizzled over his beef

by Fanny craddok June 11, 2016