ass crazy

(noun) the equivalent of mad cow disease, except found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer, and became a mule, he reached a dangerous level of ASS CRAZY!

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

crazy

it is what you call your aunt

aunt nina you are crazy

by dudeguy1289 December 15, 2020

Gailan Crazy

A condition that leaves its host in an anxiety driven state; often going on rants about the government and a variety of conspiracy theories. The effects of going gailan crazy worsen with the consumption of alcohol and other drugs. Some may get violently horny so wear an extra pair of underwear to be safe. The infected are known to be extraordinarily talented and impossibly attractive.

Girl I'm so drunk i think I'm going gailan crazy.

by Jan a lammin April 19, 2018

crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023

Crazy

Someone that would beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

You’re a crazy bastard

by Brodym4ster June 2, 2022

one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Crazy

1.) A word defined to tell that someone is being outrageous, or is untruthful.

2.) A meme in which when someone says the word "crazy", a bunch of 9-14 year old children comment this unfunny fucking phrase: "Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy." and continue to repeat it over and over again.

Come on guys, it's not even funny anymore. It's just repetitive.

1:) Person 1: I just saw a gigantic worm!

Person 2:) You're crazy!

2:) Comment: this is crazy
Comment 2: Crazy?

Comment 3 -> 2) I was crazy once.

Comment 4 -> 3) They locked me in a room.

Comment 5 -> 4:) A rubber room.

Comment 6 -> 5:) A rubber room with rats.

Comment 7 -> 6:) And rats make me crazy.

(This continues to repeat about 50 times.)

by poofart96 August 23, 2023