1. when a girl sucks on a guy's dick til he cums, then makes out with the guy with the cum in her mouth
by DaSexMachine August 7, 2009
Get the Bakin' Cookies mug.an overrated game which i only think is fun because of the cookies you can get cause they are cute and im bored
hey kid why are you playing cookie run "cause its cool' me: slaps kid and tell him NO ITS ONLY GOOD COUSE OF THE COOKIRS DUMB BITCH
by gogogagagaypeople<3 January 27, 2022
Get the cookie run mug.(APPLIES FOR ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS FOR PEOPLE) Taking someone's cookies is an innuendo for taking their virginity in a way that also has them head over heels for you. Can also be used for just taking ones virginity. (also normally happens after smoking weed with said person)
Guy #1 : Yo man where were you at all night?
Guy #2 : I was At Jennifer's place, we blazed it up and then she spent the whole night and took my cookies before i fell asleep over there.
Guy #1 : damn man she done took your cookies and you haven't stopped talking about it since.
Guy #2 : I was At Jennifer's place, we blazed it up and then she spent the whole night and took my cookies before i fell asleep over there.
Guy #1 : damn man she done took your cookies and you haven't stopped talking about it since.
by xXSnowScarletWolfXx November 1, 2017
Get the Took My Cookies mug.Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.
"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."
by Matt Kish January 20, 2009
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Get the Chocolate chip cookies mug.When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011
Get the Chocolate Cookie Jar mug.Yea so basically you have cookies and your run with them then you espose from the oven and that’s the tutorial. Then you have different modes, skin, different cookies with unique skills and much more but I won’t spoiler anymore
P.s. this was made to convince my friend BSSandwich to play Cookie Run: OvenBreak
P.s. this was made to convince my friend BSSandwich to play Cookie Run: OvenBreak
by SiComeSonoIo January 26, 2021
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