media cold 

Acute rhinitis brought on by excessive nasal consumption of cocaine, euphemistically referred to as a "media cold" due to the prevalence of this recreational drug among journalists and television types. Synonymous with columbian flu.

"Atishoo!"
"Bless you. Hayfever?"
"No, I've got a terrible media cold but don't tell my boss."

media cold by bigMc May 7, 2005

Backdoor Cold-front 

a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.

I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.

Backdoor Cold-front by Scerino December 31, 2011

stone cold cote 

The guy who will always love his ßæ

Have you ever had a guy like stone cold cote

stone cold cote by Breh boy February 16, 2017

going cold

When you get out of a relationship and ate suffering from draw backs. Depression,anger, etc.

I got out of a relationship and I'm going cold.

going cold by Sethroe.776 March 22, 2017

Flying off a cold shot 

An insult to someone's intelligence or ability, or describing an individual who is struggling to keep up with the rest of the pack
. A 'cold shot' refers to a steam-catapult launch from an aircraft carrier when the steam pressure is too low for the launch weight of the aircraft; on reaching the end of the deck, the aircraft is going too slowly for safe flight and may drop dramatically, or even (in extreme cases) ditch. If ditching is avoided, there follows an agonisingly slow climb away with the handle jammed forward and all the gauges pegged in a desperate attempt to gain height and speed.

"So what's the new guy like, any good ?"
"Man, he's flying off a cold shot."

"How's the training going ?"
"I feel like I'm flying off a cold shot"

Flying off a cold shot by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

ass-bitingly cold 

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

ass-bitingly cold by inkstee January 4, 2008

Head Cold 

When a girl gives you head and the guy busts his load in her mouth, she chokes and it ends up coming out of her noise

She couldn't handle all the jizz and got a head cold after giving homeboy a blowjob

Head Cold by Willy Wankkerr August 3, 2010