Chris Ross

A pussy in the human form

Some kid just cried for no reason, must be a Chris Ross

by Tom dunford May 31, 2018

chris Brown You

When a man/woman beats their significant other senseless and bites multiple chunks out of them and then flees the scene.

When your girl acts up, you tell her "Im gonna Chris Brown You!"

by Weazy89 February 25, 2009

Chris Angel Fuck

When fucking a girl from behind you pull out and your buddy takes your place. Then while your buddy is fucking her, you get dressed, go outside and wave to her through the window

Last night me and tommy Chris Angel Fucked that bitch. Mindfreak!

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money September 8, 2010

The real Chris Gray

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

by The Big G June 21, 2004

Chris Brown You

Domestic Violence, To Hit Your Spouse/Girlfriend Physically Aka A Women Beater

If You Keep Hiding Secrets From Me Girl I'ma "Chris Brown You"
Same As "I'm a beat you down".

by Malakidagod March 22, 2009

Chris Brown her

1. A man putting street fighter moves on his woman
2. A man kicking his woman's ass

Male Friend - "Hey man, why is your girl all up on dude on the dance floor over there?"
Guy - "She's acting out, I'm gonna Chris Brown her ass when we get home!"

by Natasha0519 March 10, 2009

The Chris D'Elia Defense

When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".

When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."

Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".

by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022