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Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.
"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
by teestan10 May 28, 2021
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Perfect child

Usually a person named Seren

She is just simply the best
1- my child’s name is Seren. She is a perfect child

2- wow you are so lucky to have her.

3- I wish I had a child like Seren.

4- she is so perfect
by Perfectly crafted child August 11, 2021
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smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98
by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024
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Child

Oh you watch that child? He is annoying
by no oj>:( December 16, 2020
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That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face
by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021
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i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.
Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.
by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018
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